In the latest dick pic news, Olly Murs has arrived at the penis party fashionably late.
The X-Factor presenter and singer shared a nearly naked photo to his Twitter feed, after ruminating over life as a naturist on ITV’s Lorraine.
Mr. Murs shunned the traditional BYOB rule for this particular penis party.
Instead, he covered his modesty with a dangerously spiky pineapple, prompting much of Twitter to respond with bad ‘cocktail’ jokes.
Either he’s worried about traumatising his tween music audience or threatened by the strong dick pic competition from the (little known) likes of Love Island‘s Alex Bowen.
Perhaps if Murs brought the diversity he applies to his naked pic props to his monotonous pop music, he might make a good hit one day…