'Gang' members of SPT (South Porthcawl Town), thugs you ain't.
The 46-year-old slammed the wannabe gangsters in an epic Facebook rant on Friday night following a late-night disturbance in the town, positioned on the south coast of Wales.
"It is not cool to add SPT to your name, it makes you sound like an idiot," she wrote. "I policed South London in the '90s and dealt with some of the toughest gangs this country has to offer. You, on the other hand, are in Porthcawl, not the 'hood' ...I know your parents and they are nice people."
"If you knew anything about gang culture you would realise that you should respect your own 'hood' and pick your fights with your neighbouring gangs, which in this case would be North Cornelly who, I suspect would whoop your pathetic asses back to your four bedroom detached houses where the nearest you've ever been to getting 'tooled up' is when you used to play with your Bob the Builder workman bench."
Well played, Debs. D'you want a job, love?
Featured image credit: PA
Source: The LAD Bible