But if it’s a fledgling romance and has barely left the honeymoon phase, what do you do then? Well this girl may just have the answer.
The 20-year-old from Edinburgh, who also happens to be Britain’s youngest lottery winner (she won the £1 million jackpot back in 2012), drew up a list in her phone notes for her boyf of two months, Connor George, 21, ahead of his week away with his mates.
The pick of the bunch is probably no.12: “No tattoos. I will even check ur willy. Unless it’s my name don’t bother.” Yikes.
To be fair, from seeing some of the recent antics going on in the Balearic islands you can kind of understand her concerns.
Connor posted the list on Twitter and said: “Away to Ibiza in six days and the missus comes up with this. Psycho or psycho?”
Though saying that it seems Jane is prepared to follow through on her threats, saying: “It’s funny but I am being deadly serious.”
Will be interesting to see how long this lasts…