#1 Aren't We A Sexy Couple
Maybe you should double check...
#2 So Loving!
For appearances' sake, of course.
Can't wait to get home to my wifey!
That's a thing of the past, dude!
#5 Single Vs Married
Working... on developing a stomach.
#6 We'll Talk Things Out
Oh, yes, sure. She's on the phone with friends, he's living in the garden.
#7 We'll Always Sleep Like The First Day
Wrong! You'll learn to sleep with babies, toys, pets, and a lot of snoring.