#1 My Legs Feel Good
Sometimes that's all that matters.
#2 Sprinkles odf sugar on my tasters
A baby and a half donzen of babies.
#3 No I'm Not Smooch
Do pencil's want erasers?
#4 Opening Beer With My Teeth
Omg that's disgusting.
#5 Olive Garden 2-4-1 Chardinay!
That's some true confessions. Thanks mom.
#6 I love Alcohol
This is what regret sounds like.
#7 Driving While Drunk
It was all a dream.
#8 Call Me A Cab
Then where did the taxi take him?