However, according to science, Amber Heard has the 'most beautiful face in the world,' which is some achievement when you consider that my face exists.
Dr Julian De Silva, a plastic surgeon, conducted research that looked into what makes a face beautiful. 12 key features are considered, including lips, nose, eyes, eyebrows, chin, forehead and facial shape, and Amber Heard matched up to 91.85% of those.
But what would the face that racked up 100% look like?
Well, it'd be a mashup of Amber Heard, Kim Kardashian, Kate Moss, Scarlett Johansson, Rihanna, and Emily Ratajkowski. I know what you're thinking, and I'm thinking it too; where the fuck is Susan Boyle?
You can't see it, but further down she has Sue Boyle's tits, obviously.
According to De Silva's research, the top ten beautiful faces were:
1. Amber Heard
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Kate Moss
4. Emily Ratajkowski
5. Kendall Jenner
6. Helen Mirren
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Selena Gomez
9. Marilyn Monroe
10. Jennifer Lawrence
"We have devised a brand new computer mapping technique which can calculate how to make subtle improvements to facial shapes," explained Dr De Silva, who runs the Centre for Advanced Facial Cosmetic & Plastic Surgery. "With this ground-breaking technology, we have solved some of the mysteries of what it is that makes someone physically beautiful."
It might be the most beautiful face in the world, Julian, but what's her personality like?