A woman walks into a BMW dealership. She walks around, looking for the perfect car. After some time, she finally spots it. It’s a beautiful, all-black BMW 5 series, and it has all the features she wants. It comes complete with a GPS navigation system, Bluetooth entertainment, and a sports package. Moreover, the leather upholstery is stunning. The woman bends over to feel the leather, and suddenly, a loud fart escapes her.
Incredibly embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has saw or heard her little accident. She prays a sales representative doesn’t show up in the next few seconds. It would be really awkward..
As she turns back, a salesman suddenly appears. Kindly, he says, “Good day, Madame. How may I help you today?”
Very uncomfortably she asks, “Hello Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?”
He replies, “Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t when you hear the price.”
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