
Woman: “Do you actually know anyone in the military, or have you ever been in the military?”
Large Guy: *mumbles something* “…not that desperate for money…” *mumbles*
Woman: “Well my husband is a Marine, so you shut up!”
(She kicks him in the knee. He screams and leaves, taking his buddy with him. As I make my way to speak with her, the only other customer in the store, a big bear of a guy, introduces himself to her.)
Other Customer: “Hi, I’m a former Navy Seal. I was on my way to take him apart, but I liked your way better!”

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