Everybody calm the fuck down. Things may be looking a little bleak this morning but an unlikely hero is here to save us. One we can all get behind and actually believe in.
South London MC Stormzy has put himself forward to be the next UK prime minister. That's right. If you don't rate him, shame on you.
The grime artist tweeted earlier today, "how many retweets do I need to become Prime Minister?" and, naturally, he's racked them up.
How many retweets do I need to become prime minister— #MERKY (@Stormzy1) June 24, 2016
Kill a whole crew of MPs on my own— Parker. (@panoparker) June 24, 2016
Kill a whole crew of MPs for the throne.@Stormzy1 #StormzyForPrimeMinister pic.twitter.com/DSHbGGLiBc
@Stormzy1 Well, seeing as our country is going down anyway, we may as well kill it with fire 🔥 #StormzyForPrimeMinister 🔥— Tyrone Sitran (@TyroneSitran) June 24, 2016
Less than two hours after it was confirmed that the UK had voted to leave the EU, David Cameron had announced his resignation.
Boris Johnson is the bookies' favourite to replace Dave but Stormzy will undoubtedly be the people's.
Come on guys, let's make Britain great again #StormzyForPrimeMinister.
Welfare cuts and austerity? Tell my man shut up.